"A Collage Of The Nation's Sicknesses"

Sick of the sweetness, sick of the bitter,
Sick of the Facebook, sick of the twitter

Sick of the excitement, sick of the bore,
Sick of the free time, sick of the chore

Sick of the football, sick of the cricket,
Sick of the pre-book, sick of the ticket,

Sick of the sunshine, sick of the rain,
Sick of the bus, tram car and train!!!

Sick of walking, sick of sitting,
Sick of the constipation, sick of the S***ing.

Sick of the elections, sick of the sacking,
Sick of the disapproval, sick of the backing.

Sick of the cheers, sick of the jeers,
Sick of the cold heart, sick of the tears.

Sick of the hairy, Sick of the bald,
Sick of the warmth and sick of the cold.


Sick of the coursework, sick of exams,
Sick of spread, butter, margarine and jams.

Sick of the monopoly, sick of the charades,
Sick of the trimmer and sick of the blades.

Sick of the triumphs, sick of the scandals,
Sick of the door, and sick of the handles.


Sick of the media, presenting a life sentence, or a blaze of glory,
Sick of the lies we read, sick of the same old story.


Sick of being discreet, sick of the loud yell,
Sick of saying sick, sick of saying well.


Sick of everything, but there’s no illness here,
Before the next whinge, consider those who actually are my dear!!